Valentine's Day

Ugh . . . .

This year I am going to pretend that I am not destroyed by the fact that I'm single again. In years past, I usually pouted about being single even if it wasn't Valentine's Day, but not this time! I'm sassier than ever now and I know with the support of all my busted single friends I will get through this. All I need is a few generic comments and a bottle of cheap champagne!

Of course, if in the next few days I happen to land one of the babes at the gym or the cheese guy at Whole Foods, I will totally contradict myself come Tuesday and say that it is the greatest holiday ever.

Love,
The Oat