There's not much to say today, but I want attention so I'll post something anyway.
Last week, my
hilarious retarded friend challenged me to a
douchebag sassy competition. Little did he know I am the single most
douchebag sassy person in the world.
This all took place at a coffee shop near his house. It wasn't long before people started to notice us. Everyone wanted to know what we were up to. A few people even asked if I had taken
douchebag sassy lessons. I told them I was just a natural. This got me thinking though . . . . If there are people out there willing to take lessons in order to become more of a
douchebag sassy person, they'd probably want to learn from the best. What I'm getting at is that every week I'll be telling you guys little things you can do day-to-day to be more like me. Because everyone wants to be like me, right? I mean the fucking people at Chickfila worship me.
Depending on how much I drink today I might or might not make a second post regarding the game, but aside from that have a good one my friends.
Love, The Oat
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