1. Lose weight.
2. Build muscle.
3. Keep healthy.
If you do anything else at the gym it is just unnecessary and probably douchey. Unnecessary gym behavior constitutes:
1. Using your phone for anything other than to play music.
2. Doing the splits just to be sassy (especially if you attribute your flexibility to gymnastics when everyone really knows it's because you're a whore.)
3. Scouting for guys, and calling guys that are scouting for girls creepy.
4. Not take a professional's advice.
That's about it for gym talk. Let's move onto New York. The BEST thing you can do in New York is leave. You're better off never even going. However, should you decide to stay there a few things you should know.
1. No one will steal your bag that was in style six years ago(this isn't the South).
2. Despite what Sex & The City might have portrait, Magnolia Bakery is rubbish.
3. Hasidic school zones have no speed limit.
That's it for today, oats. Keep it sassy.
Love,
The Oat
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