Logical Conclusions

Hello, my friends. As I sit down to my dinner of birdseed and protein powder, I thought I'd make a quick post. It seems there are one too many people in this world that can not understand simple logic. Actually, I take that back. Using the word "world" is a bit too broad. The people I am referring to are mainly bloggers. To go even further than that, Southern bloggers. Who would have thought those people had the ability to read and write, or even an internet connection at that?

Well, as I was saying, these people lack a general understanding of logic. For instance, in the world outside of the South, when people loose their job they usually try to find another one right away because unemployment checks are not very substantial and eventually become unavailable. However, in the South people spend their government aid on designer bags and gourmet meals. I suppose they also spend it on drugs and alcohol. Those Southern people love their drugs and alcohol.

This next one is not necessarily Southern typical, but it is pretty dumb. The idea that one could move to another region of the country or world after learning their language at a younger age is probably the most asinine thing I have ever heard of. When we are young we are taught the language we speak. We learn to pronounce these words based upon where we live. These pronunciations stick with us for the rest of our life given we don't have stroke. Someone with a Latin accent will not move to England and develop an English accent. It's fucking retarded.

This next one is the last one, and it kind of pains me to think about it because it is so retarded. This is actually where the title of this entry originally came from. Say for instance your walking through the mall and you come across one of those Proactive vending machines (the ones that have been in existence in quite a few states for quite a few years now, but the South is just getting because they are so behind in this world). You know the ones . . . . If you saw that, what would you think is coming next? I would assume people with clearer skin is coming next. Not anything else. Especially not people in vending machines. That's just silly.

That's about it for today, sassy ones. Sorry about the tone of this update. I know its not very sassy, but I just had to get this off my shoulders. I have the day off tomorrow so I think I'll post something more sassified then.

As always, stay sassy my oats,

The Oat