Oh my God! It's been forever since my last update! Whats the matter with me? This is not the normal me. I do have a good excuse for being so late with this one though. I totally flew to New York to bang a Jew. I know this contradicts a lot of what I have said in past, but whatever. I'm bringing the sass back.
I was considering having my bestie guest blog for me while I was away, but I had a feeling she would blog about how much of a fat monster I was before I became a bulimic gymrat so I didn't mention anything to her. That doesn't mean you shouldn't totes check out her blog though! She's a sassy one.
So now that I am back I'd like to take this time to discuss a few things that have been on my mind.
1. If I asked a few hundred people across the US to vote for this blog as the best in my city, could I rightfully say my city voted me in?
2. If I harass a celebrity enough will they sue me or befriend me?
3. If I bang all the guys at the gym, they would probably know me as t he girl who's banged them all, so then no particular one could be like, "Oh shes mine," right?
4. Is there an app similar to Foursquare but for banging guys?
5. How long until I get fired for blogging at my new job?
These are the kind of things I think about all day. What's wrong with me?
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