Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Things This Oat Does Not Understand

1. How the fuck is it that people take time out of their busy schedule to blog regularly? Is it for the attention? Is it a release? Although it is enjoyable, this oat just can not do it.

2. How on Earth could give two shits about flax seeds? I mean, they are fucking terrible. Oats are obviously superior.

3. Knowing the fate of the Titanic, why would one use the measurement scale of 1 - Titanic? Seems to me like Titanic should be absolute zero. This scale is completely retarded.

4. How could one who claims to live a healthy life end up sick for any period longer than a few days? This seems especially stupid to me.

5. How could one make a post about annoying people on Facebook without realizing that they are exactly that type of person?

This final one is just a bonus. It is something I have talked about before and still don't understand. Why would a person with no culinary knowledge go and alter a recipe replacing key ingredients with others that will not produce the same end? I think I just answered my question.

What are some things you guys don't understand?

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