I Can Totes Relate To You

From: The Oat
To: Beth
Date: Sunday April 3 2011
Subject: Let's meet

Dear Beth,

I can totes relate to you. I too hate my birthday because I look so old. Then again I also hate my birthday because I usually spend it single. I too want to be a housewife. I too love New York. I too have a little Jew inside me (that's a  dirty joke). I too enjoy making terrible bird food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Oats are my favorite! If you ever want to hang out or anything and you're in my area you should totes give me a shout out!

Love,

The Oat

From: Beth
To: The Oat
Date: Monday April 4 2011
Subject: Re: Let's meet